Anthem!

I drink in the morning,
& no I don't give a damn.
My family tells me,
No that's not polite young man,
But I drink in the morning,
Try and stop me if you can.
Yeah I drink in the morning,
'Cause I'm a true Irishman.

I drink in the morning,
& you can believe it's true,
& if you don't like it,
Well the other word ends with you.
Yeah I drink in the morning,
'Cause offending you is my plan.
Yeah I drink in the morning,
'Cause I'm a true Irishman.

I drink in the morning,
& I even do it right before school,
'Cause all my people,
Well they really like breaking the rules.
Yeah I drink in the morning,
To the Fathers of my land.
Yeah I drink in the morning,
'Cause I'm a true Irishman.

I'll take a Guiness, an Irish coffee, and steak and eggs,
& be quick about it you lazy bastard!