Ballad of a Rock Star

I’m such a Rock Star ‘cuz I haven’t washed my hair,
Took a gutter punk shower and no one seems to care
I’m such a Roack Star and I’m going really far
Couple dollars short of the bus, ‘cuz I don’t have a Jaguar

I swear to God I know it’s never gonna change,
I’ll just keep playing ‘till they drag me off the stage

I’m such a Rock Star ‘cuz I don’t have any girls
Unless they’re a thousand miles away in my imaginary world
I’m such a Rock Star ‘cuz I’m hanging out with Cheeze
Good evening we’re the drug inspectors let us see it if you please

My momma said I’d end up broke and all alone
That’s why good riddance is what they’re writing on my stone

I’m such a Rock Star and I only came to play
I sure as hell can’t afford a beer on the money that I make
I’m such a Rock Star and I’m still on SSI but I’m still trying to work
God alone only knows why

He’ll lay me down with my bottle of Jack and my guitar
Some kid’ll find me and say “I wonder who you are,
Weren’t you a Rock Star? Come on and play!”

Ow!!!