Refund

Hey God,
Are you the manager?
I've been a loyal customeer now
For all these years,

I bought a life,
It doesn't work,
I want my money back.

Hey God,
May I complain?
You took My Dad,
And my friend Greg away,

I've got no band,
And I'm chick proof,
I want my money back.

I'm reporting you to the Better Business Bureau,
Because it cost too much,
And your never around.

Hey God,
Just one more thing,
That life I got,
Looked so much bigger in the picture.

False advertising,
Somebody's lying,
I want my money back.

No hope, no wife,
You can have your life,
I want my money back.