Someday...

Someday...

Well it takes us forever,
But it never gets old.
You still look good to me,
But I think your growing mold!

Your a scary old vision,
Across the land and sea,
I hope you can do better,
Than wait there for me.

Around the end of time,
You'll finnaly hang out with me,

Someday like always...

I'm gonna go to ten stores,
With a very long list,
Of dumb American *&it,
That you can't get where you live!

A box of real Lucky Charms,
A box of Apple Jacks,
She even wants that high C,
Yeah how you like that?!

The last two boxes went stale,
I'll have to buy 'em again,

Someday like always,

Someday when both of our lives are fair,
Someday golden tickets will fall from the air,
They're gonna party in the graveyard,
Someday I'll meet you there!!! Oh yeah!!!

I'm gonna put on my very best rags,
They're all that's left,
Somebody stole my bags,
And I think the last bus left

Yeah it cost too much,
And it took way too long,
Maybe they'll say,
We only met in a song,

When did they live,
Was it the end of days,
Someday like always...

Written for the great Taralamadingdong!!! Bing!!!

The Song Of Courage!

The Song Of Courage!

You can drop me in the jungle,
With nothing but a twig,
Make sure I don't have a crumb of bread,
Or a single drop to drink,

Put every army's arm against me,
Every weapon of the world,
I'll keep getting right back up,
Metal shines when fire curls.

(pre chorus)

I'm my only enemy I fear,
All the others can't compare,
Bat at last now this great courage song,
Says The Victor "I Declare!"

(chorus)

I'll be alright,
I'll be alright,
Do whatever worst you've gotta do,
It's fine.
All your pitiful weak hurricanes,
All they make me do is laugh,
You can write it on your tombstone,
It's my endless epitaph,
I'll be alright, yeah

(solos, country style distorted electric guit-fiddle, blues harp, and penny whistle)

So go on and drop me,
Go on and leave me,
Your not the first to try to break my heart and fail.

When your very done and tired,
All you'll do is weep and wail,
I'll be alright,
I'll be alright,

(G, 13 times, one, then four three's, with ritard)

(spoken)

Now what? Oh is that it?
Are you sure?
'Cause I can wait still,
Really, it's ok.
Well then that's the real end isn't it?

"GOD SAVED IRELAND!!!" Said The Heroes!!!

(spoken hopefully by an authentic old Irishman from Ireland)

You'd better believe it boyo,
And he did it so quick and well didn't he?
It's too bad you had a real fight now.
I hope whenever it is you get better,
You'll remember,
So you won't bore us again.

Seo e' Dheiradh!!!

Gullible's Travels...

Once upon a time,
The sun almost shined,
In the land of left behind,
Where gullible minds,
Are often told lies,
That ruin lives,

He came a long way,
His word yes he gave,
He swore he'd be there one day,
But when the day came,
All of all those words,
Were in vain.

There he weeps as he sweeps his broom,
'Cause he knows she won't be here soon.
She's got much better things to do,
Gullible Traveled, too far, to lose.

See he prayed for her since the time,
But God couldn't, make her, be kind.
At last all that vast search did find,
Gullible Traveled, to Dream-i-cide...

Solos,

End.

Life Hurts

Life Hurts,
I'll be glad when it's over.
Life Hurts,
I'll be glad when it's gone.
Life Hurts,
'Cuz it's unsympathetic,
Life Hurts,
'Cuz the bad guys always win.
Life Hurts.

Set up like a bowling pin,
Like The Greatful Dead said
Even if you have an alibi,
It'll only be unread
If you stand up for the truth,
You'll only stand alone,
And the zookeepers don't care what's done
In the cages we call home

Life Hurts,
Because it's wrong,
Life Hurts,
Untill it's gone.
Life Hurts,
Take it from me,
Life Hurts no matter what you believe

Life Hurts,
Everyday and all the time,
Life Hurts,
It'll always cross the line,
Life Hurts,
You can keep it I'll be fine,
'Cuz Life Hurts.