Guitar Blues

Dialog:  "You guys've gotta check this out man!  Whoowee is she sweet!  She's right here man, hey wait a minute, what the fuck!?  No way!!!"

Guitar Blues:

You can burn my house down,
You can steal my brand new car,
"Damn I just bought that yesterday! Fucking now what?!"

You can burn my house down,
You can steal all my brand new cars,
"Sammy Hagar was here the other day and he said 'nice collection'"

But whatever you got to do,
Don't, steal my guitar...

I mean it man,

If I had a dog,
You could beat him with a stick all day,
"Hey man I wasn't serious about that, cut that shit out man!"
If I had a dog,
You could beat him with a stick all day.
"Man fuck you if you'd do that to a dog man shit!"
But if you steal my guitar,
It's all hell you've got to pay!!!

(Solos)

If I had a woman,
You could buy her a drink sometime,
" I trust her, she'll drink you under the table. dude for real!"
If I had a woman,
You could get her the finest wine,
"She don't give a fuck about money. we ride the bus it's cool."
But if you steal my guitar,
Mother fucker!  You aint no friend of mine!!!

And you better lookout!

(Solo's)